"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."

Irish proverb  (via elige)

(Source: iheartloons)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem

(Source: hippiesispunkz)

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage)